So on a little random voyage I took many years back I stumbled across a tiny ass blue dude with sort of an assholish attitude. At first I hadn't a clue why he acted like a little tardbag until I realized that he was in the middle of invading and destroying a whole village of creatures called the cutesy's with one single hand gun. If the villager's overcame there extreme gollyness and didn't fight with hugs and kisses then they could've surely won. Anyways after leaving that place I found out that years later the little blue mass murdering bastard became father to a now repopulated village of blue guys and girls just like him. They all call him Pappa or some shit now.
I'm a big fan of truth so I thought I'd shoot that out to yah that's all.